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Bro is the load balancer

Too accurate. Nothing kills productivity faster than having someone constantly hovering when you're trying to debug or triage something complex.

Bring just one big bowl. And then, start the project. Or do not put the bowls next to each other.

Dude never heard about pair programming.

Jira would be the automatic dog food dispenser

misconfigured firewall rules

I would let them out one at a time 😉

You know how it feels 😉

Neighbor's grass is always greener. 😂

That's called micromanagement